Vodka

Buying vodka used to be simple. If you wanted something really good, you got Stoli. If you wanted a price performer, that was Smirnoff. Then there was the really cheap stuff in plastic bottles. Now there are premium vodkas in fancy bottles that cost a fortune and all kinds of flavors. I can understand citrus and maybe vanilla, if the flavor is subtle, but there is also whipped cream, marshmallow, root beer, and many others. That's crazy. I just want a good shot of (unflavored) vodka in a glass.